November 2012
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Going to watch Archer all day
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Good hind I have this blog because im sdrunk joe so
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queerpong:
“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.
The only thing on my bucket list is to sleep with Jon Stewart
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My and mum went boutique-ing and had coffee, feeling very chic.
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And if the good lord comes knocking at my door
Tell him I’m out jackin it in San Diego
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
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Opinions are like orgasms… mine matters most and I really don’t care if you have...
– Sylvia Plath (via wintresoldier)
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i sent my girlfriend a huge bouquet and some chocolate covered strawberries on our anniversary
i’m getting really good at this relationship stuff
movieslivewithinme asked: What is one thing you regret, if it at all?
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my hands slide up from your chest to stroke the nape of your neck
they make their way towards your face, I gently cup your cheeks
I twist your head and snap your neck because I cannot stand you